So I'm taking a leak the other day and the guy at the next urinal notices my tattoo. He says "I can't help but notice you've tattooed you girlfriend's nickname on your lil' pecker,

So I'm taking a leak the other day and the guy at the next urinal notices my tattoo. He says "I can't help but notice you've tattooed you girlfriend's nickname on your lil' pecker, and she's a hag." I tell him "Oh, she's not a hag...

...Harambe did nothing wrong."