A duck walks into a bar...

A duck walks into a bar...

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No..."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, we don't..."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "**No**, we haven't got any fucking bread!"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "If you ask me again, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar!"

Duck: "Got any nails?"

Barman: "No..."

Duck: "Got any bread?"