A waiter goes into the bathroom...

A waiter goes into the bathroom...

he starts peeing when a man comes in and uses the urinal next to him.

The waiter looks over and sees the man is peeing in 2 directions, so he asks "what happened to you?"

The man replies: when i was in the military i got hit by a grenade and now i pee in 2 directions.

The next day the same thing happens and a man is using the urinal next to him.

He sees that the man is peeing in 4 different directions, so he asks again "what happened?"

The man replies: "i stepped on a mine".

So on the 3rd day it happens again and the waiter sees that the man next to him is peeing in 10 different directions so he just says "Did you get hit by an aerial bomb?"

The man replies: "no, i just cant open my Zipper".




Sidenote: Sorry for bad formatting, im on my phone. Just wanted to share this joke.