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Tech Jokes · 2026-11-04

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway...

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway...

...his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!"



"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

Source: Reddit.

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