A guy unfortunately becomes a widower, wants to put an obituary in the local paper...

A guy unfortunately becomes a widower, wants to put an obituary in the local paper...

... He rings them up, asks how much it costs.
"One dollar per word", says the clerk.
"Ok, here's the message: "Martha dead"
The clerk pauses and replies:
"You know, people normally say a bit more. If it's the price, yaknow, we have a special on now, pay for 3, get 3 free."
"Ok, let's do that. Here goes:" says the guy, "Martha dead. For Sale Honda Civic"