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Doctors & Health · 2026-11-05

A woman visits a doctor

A woman visits a doctor

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.

After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.

She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant... am I pregnant!?”

To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

Source: Reddit.

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