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Money & Shopping · 2026-11-05

Politics

Politics

I told my son, "you will marry
the girl I choose."

He said, "no."

I told him, "she is Bill Gates daughter."

He said, "yes."

I called Bill Gates and said, "I want your daughter to marry my son,"

Bill Gates said, "no"

I told Bill Gates, "my son is the C.E.O. Of world bank."

Bill Gates said, "ok"

I called the president of world bank and asked
him to make my son the C.E.O.

He said, "no"

I told him, "my son is Bill Gates son-in-law"

He said, "ok"

This is exactly how politics works.

Source: Reddit.

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