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One-Liners · 2026-11-02

A guy wants to lose weight

A guy wants to lose weight

So he buys a treadmill and follows a schedule to run on the treadmill for 30 minutes every day. Unfortunately he hasn't lost any weight over the three months he's been running on the treadmill; he realizes he's not making any progress and says "Sometimes I feel like I'm just running in place."

Source: Reddit.

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