Money & Shopping · 2026-11-05
Al Capone summons a man he lent money to
Al Capone summons a man he lent money to
Al Capone gets his thugs to bring a man to him who has stolen $50,000 from him. Unfortunately the man speaks a language Al Capone, nor his thugs understand so they have to get a translator.
Al Capone tells the translator, 'ask him where the money is'
'Where is the money' the translator says
'I won't tell you, rot in hell worthless scum!' replies the thief
The translator tells Al Capone this and a sadistic grin spreads across his face, 'tell him we'll cut his balls off and feed them to his wife' he says
The translator tells the prisoner this and he starts sweating and quickly replies, 'it's underneath the Ambassador Bridge!'
Al Capone asks him what he said and the translator replies, 'he said fuck you'
Al Capone gets his thugs to bring a man to him who has stolen $50,000 from him. Unfortunately the man speaks a language Al Capone, nor his thugs understand so they have to get a translator.
Al Capone tells the translator, 'ask him where the money is'
'Where is the money' the translator says
'I won't tell you, rot in hell worthless scum!' replies the thief
The translator tells Al Capone this and a sadistic grin spreads across his face, 'tell him we'll cut his balls off and feed them to his wife' he says
The translator tells the prisoner this and he starts sweating and quickly replies, 'it's underneath the Ambassador Bridge!'
Al Capone asks him what he said and the translator replies, 'he said fuck you'
Source: Reddit.