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General Jokes · 2026-11-04

Two Redditor newbies are attending an anti-abortion rally.

Two Redditor newbies are attending an anti-abortion rally.

Says one to the other, "We really need to get the word out here. Got any ideas?"

Suddenly there's an explosion in the sky. A meteor lands and shatters not too far in front of them.

One of the Redditors runs up, grabs a piece and starts looking at the inside, intensely.

"What are you doing?" the other asks.

"Well, everyone says the best pro-life tips are always in the comets..."

Source: Reddit.

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