My most established grimy joke, From my granddad around the pit fire

My most established grimy joke, From my granddad around the pit fire

An old couple gets pulled over and...
Woman cop - "May I see you permit and enlistment sir?"
Old man - "ugh, what did she say?"
Old spouse - "She needs to see you permit and enlistment dear."
The old man hands it to the woman cop and...
Woman cop - "Gracious, I see you are from New York. I used to have a beau from New York, he was the most exceedingly terrible significant other I ever had."
Old man - "ugh, what did she say?"
Old spouse - "Nothing dear, She supposes she used to know you."
Sign my grandma reprimanding my granddad for telling a messy joke before the children.