Old man and teenage boy sitting on a bus..

Old man and teenage boy sitting on a bus..

There was an old man sitting next to a teenage boy on the bus. The teenager had a long Mohawk with several different colors dyed into it. The old man keeps staring at the teenage boy's hair until the kid snaps and says, "what old man you've never done anything crazy before ?" The old man replies, " I once fucked a peacock I was wondering if you were my son.