The telephone rings and little johnny answers...

The telephone rings and little johnny answers...

"Hello" Johnny said in a low whispered voice.

"Hello Johnny! Is your dad at home?" the man on the other side of the call asked.

Again, in a whispered voice, johnny replied, "Yeah, but he is busy talking with the cops."

"Oh my goodness! Well is your mom there?", the man asked.

"Yeah, but she is busy talking with the firemen.", Johnny whispered.

"Holy smokes! What in the world are the cops and the fire department doing over there?" Asked the man.

Johnny whispered, "They're looking for me!"