A man is at his wife's funeral

A man is at his wife's funeral

"My condolences. I can't imagine how terrible it must've been to lose a wife."

"That's okay, I'm used to it. This is the fourth time I got married and my wife died. My first wife died after eating a venomous mushroom."

"How about your second wife?"

"She ate a venomous mushroom."

"And your third wife?"

"Also a venomous mushroom."

"I bet your fourth wife also died after eating a venomous mushroom."

"Nah, she was shot in the head."

"Why?"

"Because the bitch refused to eat the fucking mushroom."