My two kids keep coughing...

My two kids keep coughing...

...so I took them to see the doctor today.
"Do you smoke cigarettes in the house?" the doctor asked me.

"Yes." I replied. "About 20 a day."

"That's terrible!" He said, shaking his head. "Your habit is probably affecting your children more than it's affecting you. My advice to you would be to give them up."

"Fair enough, doc." I said, shaking his hand, "I'll call social services in the morning!!