A woman goes to the plastic surgeon

A woman goes to the plastic surgeon

She asks the doctor for a breast enlargement.

The doctor says 'Lady, we have discovered a total new way for women to get bigger breasts'. The lady looks confused and asks what that method is.
'Everyday', the doctor explains, 'you take a piece of toilet paper and you wipe it firmly between your breasts'
The lady asks 'How is that going to enlarge my breasts, doctor?'
The doctor answers 'It definitely will, look what that method did to your ass'