One of the patients in a mental hospital saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub.

One of the patients in a mental hospital saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub.

After hearing this, the director reviews the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

'Mr James,' says the official, 'your records and your heroic behaviour indicate that you are ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around his neck'

'Oh he didn't kill himself, I just hung him up to dry'

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