Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking
shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to
get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I
haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want
to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now
have a hell lot of family problems.'
The American said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my
story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
'After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter
and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my
father's father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More
problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and
so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son,
my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand
father and I am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems..

The Indian fainted...