A Latvian boy comes home with scratches on his face

A Latvian boy comes home with scratches on his face

Latvian mom: What happens to you face?

Latvian boy: I ride bike into bush of roses

Next day he arrives home with more scratches on his face

Latvian mom: What happens to you face?

Latvian boy: Again, I ride bike into bush of roses

Next day face is covered in scratches

Latvian mom: What in hell happens to you face?

Latvian boy: It is my cat, I fuck when I like!