The darkest, most disgusting and offending jokes

The darkest, most disgusting and offending jokes

Which way do you put a baby in the blender?
Well, it depends. Feet first if you want to see it scream, head first if you want to see the pussy.

How long can a nigger hold in shit? Nine months.

How do you know if a nigger is pregnant?
Stick a Q-tip in her pussy and check if it's been picked.

How do you know when you're sister is on her period? Dads cock tastes like blood.

What's the best thing about babies? Oral and anal simultaneously.

What do you get when you stick a baby on the wall with 37 hits of a nail gun? An erection.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food?
(They always say no, trust me.)
Neither have they.

What others are there? I know these are pitch black, but there must be something even more objectionable.