So, a chubby man walks into a bar...

So, a chubby man walks into a bar...

He was so chubby that he knocked over a few chairs when he took his seat. He orders a beer and begins to have a wonderful conversation with the bartender. The bartender is ecstatic to have met such an amazing person. Before he leaves the bartender asks him his name. The gentleman replies in a quite mischievous tone "It's Hugh, Mungus... ;)"