Whiskey, tequila, and beer walk into a bar.

Whiskey, tequila, and beer walk into a bar.

Whiskey goes, "bartender, I'll take a middle aged white guy going through a divorce."
Beer goes, "Ya, I'll take the same but make sure the divorce is especially hard on the kids." The bartender serves the two drinks and turns to tequila.
"And what can I get you?"
"I don't care, but keep em cheap and keep em comin."
"Sure thing." The bartender replies. "One holocaust comin up."