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Food & Drink · 2026-11-07

A similie meets a hyperbole at a bar.

A similie meets a hyperbole at a bar.

A metaphor walks up to the bartender and says, "give me the nectar of Gods." The bartender serves him and he walks away. Similie turns to hyperbole, "man that guy is like the biggest douche."
"I know." Hyperbole says. "He's totally conceited."

Source: Reddit.

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