Work Jokes · 2026-11-03
Radio Contest...
Radio Contest...
A radio station is having a call-in contest where callers are asked to come up with a word that's not a "real" word - not in the dictionary - but can still be used in a logical sentence. The person with the best answer gets a gift certificate & bumper sticker for the station.
A caller calls in and is asked for his fake word. He says, "GOAN... G, O, A N." They check and the host says, "Right, GOAN is not in the dictionary. Use it in a sentence."
Caller says, "Hey, why don't you GOAN f--- yourself." Well, they're on a 6-second delay like most call-in shows are, so they hit the "dump" button and fortunately the naughty word doesn't get on the air.
After a commercial, they take another call. "What's your word?" The caller says, "SMEE... S, M, E, E." They check - yep, no such word. "Good job, and now what's your sentence?"
"Hey, it SMEE again, why don't you GOAN f--- yourself!?"
A radio station is having a call-in contest where callers are asked to come up with a word that's not a "real" word - not in the dictionary - but can still be used in a logical sentence. The person with the best answer gets a gift certificate & bumper sticker for the station.
A caller calls in and is asked for his fake word. He says, "GOAN... G, O, A N." They check and the host says, "Right, GOAN is not in the dictionary. Use it in a sentence."
Caller says, "Hey, why don't you GOAN f--- yourself." Well, they're on a 6-second delay like most call-in shows are, so they hit the "dump" button and fortunately the naughty word doesn't get on the air.
After a commercial, they take another call. "What's your word?" The caller says, "SMEE... S, M, E, E." They check - yep, no such word. "Good job, and now what's your sentence?"
"Hey, it SMEE again, why don't you GOAN f--- yourself!?"
Source: Reddit.