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Family & Marriage · 2026-11-04

A little boy asked his dad...

A little boy asked his dad...

"Why do gardeners say that they have green thumbs when their thumbs aren't actually green?"

The dad replied, "It's just a saying son. It's like when someone is caught stealing, you say that they've been caught 'red-handed' even though their hands are actually black."

Source: Reddit.

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