I walked into a singles bar and spotted a gorgeous female at the bar. "Would you like to play on my twenty foot organ?" I asked her.

I walked into a singles bar and spotted a gorgeous female at the bar. "Would you like to play on my twenty foot organ?" I asked her.

She coyly replied "Sure let's go".

You should have seen the look on her face when I brought her to my church and asked her to accept Jesus into her heart.