There were once three kids...

There were once three kids...

One was named "Crap," one was named "Trouble" and the third was named "Shut Up."

They go biking one day when Crap loses control of his bike and falls into a nearby river. Trouble stops to help get him out, but Shut Up continues on his way.

Eventually, Shut Up comes upon a police officer, who asks Shut Up his name.

"Shut Up" says shut up.

"What?" Says the police officer?

"Shut Up"

"What?"

"Shut Up"

The police officer, annoyed, asks Shut Up, "are you looking for trouble young man?"

Shut Up the says "no, I know where he is. He's down by the river, fishing out Crap."