I saw an ad in the newspaper that read, "Send me a $1 bill and I'll tell you how to make a million dollars". Out of curiosity, I sent a $1 bill to the address in the ad.

I saw an ad in the newspaper that read, "Send me a $1 bill and I'll tell you how to make a million dollars". Out of curiosity, I sent a $1 bill to the address in the ad.

A week later I got a letter in the mail.

I opened it and it read, "If you want to make a million dollars, put an ad in the newspaper asking people to send you a $1 bill and you'll teach them how to make a million dollars"!