A long time ago in Arabia...

A long time ago in Arabia...

A trader has been far away from home for a long time. One day he meets another trader from his city who had just recently arrived.
He asked, "So how is everything?"
"Everything is great" he replies.
"Please tell me more" the trader asks, "How is my dog?"
"Well I am sorry to say your dog died."
"How did he die?"
"Well he chocked on a bone of your camel"
"What my camel died as well? How come?"
"Well he collapsed bringing water for your mother's funeral guests.
"My mom died too?!!!"
"Yeah she couldn't take the shock of the death of your son."
"What? My son died??!!
"How do you expect for a small child to live without his mother?"
"My wife died too???!!!!
"Yeah she died when your house collapsed, but don't worry everything else is fine."
Note: I apologize if the humor is lost in translation.