Food & Drink · 2026-11-08
A Man Walks Into A Bar...
A Man Walks Into A Bar...
And orders 5 shots of whiskey.
"Wow, 5 shots. Whats the occasion?" asks the bartender
"My first blowjob," replies the man solemnly
"Wow, congratulations!," says the bartender, "And you know what, here's a sixth shot on the house"
"Thanks," says the man "but I don't think even six shots will get the taste of cock out of my mouth"
And orders 5 shots of whiskey.
"Wow, 5 shots. Whats the occasion?" asks the bartender
"My first blowjob," replies the man solemnly
"Wow, congratulations!," says the bartender, "And you know what, here's a sixth shot on the house"
"Thanks," says the man "but I don't think even six shots will get the taste of cock out of my mouth"
Source: Reddit.