A Mexican, a Texan and an Ukrainian sitting in a bar...

A Mexican, a Texan and an Ukrainian sitting in a bar...

Suddenly the Mexican gets up, pulls his guns, throws two coins in the air and shoots two holes in them. He says with a broad chest: "I am Mexico Bill!".
After this, the Texan gets up, pulls his guns, throws four coins in the air and shoots four holes in them. He says with an even wider chest: "I am Texas Bill!".
Now the Ukrainian gets up, pulls out two cocks and says: "I am Cherno-Bill".