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Travel & Transport · 2026-11-05

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus.

Why did Sally not get back on the swing?

She also lost her legs.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Sally.

What did Sally get for Christmas?

I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Source: Reddit.

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