Animals & Nature · 2026-11-05
A farmer comes home drunk one night...
A farmer comes home drunk one night...
With a sheep under his arm. He stumbles drunkenly upstairs to find his wife sleeping in their bed. He walks to the foot of the bed and yells "THIS IS THE PIG I'VE BEEN FUCKING!" The wife wakes up and says "YOU IDIOT! THAT'S A SHEEP!" The farmer looks at his wife and says "SHUT THE FUCK UP I WAS TALKING TO THE SHEEP!"
With a sheep under his arm. He stumbles drunkenly upstairs to find his wife sleeping in their bed. He walks to the foot of the bed and yells "THIS IS THE PIG I'VE BEEN FUCKING!" The wife wakes up and says "YOU IDIOT! THAT'S A SHEEP!" The farmer looks at his wife and says "SHUT THE FUCK UP I WAS TALKING TO THE SHEEP!"
Source: Reddit.