Food & Drink · 2026-11-09
A leper walks into a bar...
A leper walks into a bar...
And takes a seat.
The bartender, looking slightly squeamish, comes up and asks him what he'd like.
Knowing his condition, the leper says: "I know how I look, if you don't feel comfortable serving me, I understand." And orders his drink.
Bartender says: "No, not at all. I've seen it all. I'll grab your drink."
The bartender serves him, then goes to the back, looking very pale!
Eventually the leper finishes his drink, and is about to order another, when he sees the bartender visibly puking his guts out in the back, occasionally looking over at the leper.
When the bartender gathers his nerves and comes back to help the leper, the leper says to him: "I told ya, if I grossed you out, you should've just told me, and I'd have been on my way!"
The bartender, shaking his head, leans forward and whispers in his ear:
"It's not your image that made me puke. It's just, for the past 5 minutes, the drink next to you has been doing his crackers in your neck!"
And takes a seat.
The bartender, looking slightly squeamish, comes up and asks him what he'd like.
Knowing his condition, the leper says: "I know how I look, if you don't feel comfortable serving me, I understand." And orders his drink.
Bartender says: "No, not at all. I've seen it all. I'll grab your drink."
The bartender serves him, then goes to the back, looking very pale!
Eventually the leper finishes his drink, and is about to order another, when he sees the bartender visibly puking his guts out in the back, occasionally looking over at the leper.
When the bartender gathers his nerves and comes back to help the leper, the leper says to him: "I told ya, if I grossed you out, you should've just told me, and I'd have been on my way!"
The bartender, shaking his head, leans forward and whispers in his ear:
"It's not your image that made me puke. It's just, for the past 5 minutes, the drink next to you has been doing his crackers in your neck!"
Source: Reddit.