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Doctors & Health · 2026-11-07

Ran into an old friend at the hospital the other day..

Ran into an old friend at the hospital the other day..

So I was visiting my dying mom in the hospital the other day, and I see an old friend from high school there in a wheelchair.
So I say, "Hey Tim hows it going?" and he says, "Hey man! Crazy running into you here man!" and I says to him, "Running into me? You can't run into ANYTHING YOU FUCKING IDIOT! HAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING CRIPPLED FREAK! GROSS! YOU HAVE NO USE OF YOUR LEGS!!"

Source: Reddit.

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