Food & Drink · 2026-11-09
A man brings an alligator into a bar...
A man brings an alligator into a bar...
He's bragging about how well trained his gator is, but everyone reasonably doubts him. In response, this man whips his tallywhacker out and puts it in the gator's wide open mouth before punching the gator in the side of the head. Shockingly enough, the gator keeps his mouth open around the man-meat. The man asks if anyone in the bar would like to give it a shot, and the only one who raises their hand is a wrinkly old nutsack-skin looking old man, you know, one of those old guys that's constantly shaking that you feel bad for? Anyway, the gator owner notices his hand up and says, "yes, you?"
The old man says, **"yeah, I'll give it a shot, just be gentle when you hit me"**
He's bragging about how well trained his gator is, but everyone reasonably doubts him. In response, this man whips his tallywhacker out and puts it in the gator's wide open mouth before punching the gator in the side of the head. Shockingly enough, the gator keeps his mouth open around the man-meat. The man asks if anyone in the bar would like to give it a shot, and the only one who raises their hand is a wrinkly old nutsack-skin looking old man, you know, one of those old guys that's constantly shaking that you feel bad for? Anyway, the gator owner notices his hand up and says, "yes, you?"
The old man says, **"yeah, I'll give it a shot, just be gentle when you hit me"**
Source: Reddit.