One day in History class,

One day in History class,

Miss Lewis asked, ‘If you were a historical figure, who would you be? Michael, let’s start with you.’

‘I would be Napoleon, Miss Lewis, because I’m fearless, adventurous and ground breaking.’

‘Very good, Michael.’

‘And I miss,’ said Brad, ‘I would be Buddha-selfless, calm and meditative.’

‘Excellent, Brad. And Jimmy, what about you?’

‘Hermione Granger, Miss.’

‘Oh, why’s that?’

‘I can’t be fucked.’