Paul and George are exploring the jungle when they see a tiger heading towards them.

Paul and George are exploring the jungle when they see a tiger heading towards them.

Paul, panicking, scrambles for a hiding place, or a makeshift weapon. George calmly unties his shoes and puts on a fresh pair of Nikes. Confused, Paul asks, "Do you really think you can outrun a tiger with some Nikes??"

George replies, "Oh I don't need to outrun the tiger. I just need to outrun you."