Little 8 year old Susie is in her back yard digging a hole..

Little 8 year old Susie is in her back yard digging a hole..

..Her neighbor Mr. Johnson peeks over the fence and says *"Gee Susie, what's going on?"*


Susie says, *"I'm digging a hole, it's pretty obvious"*


Mr. Johnson asks, *"Why are you digging a hole?"*


Susie replies, *"I'm burying my gold fish"*


Mr. Johnson laughs and asks *"Why is the hole so big?"*
Susie replies, *"Because my goldfish is inside your fucking cat".*