Going Through Customs At A US Airport

Going Through Customs At A US Airport

Airport Staff: Sir, do you have anything to declare today?

Me: *starts sweating* Uh no... *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder Surprise Eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*

Airport Staff: **GET ON THE GROUND NOW!**

Me: But I am.

*armed Guards swarm around me and pin me down*

Armed Guards: **WHAT'S IN THE EGGS?**

Me: I don't know it's a surprise!