Scottish bakery

Scottish bakery

An Englishman walks into a Scottish mans bakery.

"How much is this cake here?", the Englishman says, pointing at a cake.

"Wan pound" says the Scotsman. "In fact, aw ma cakes are wan pound, apart fae that wan, which is 2 pound" and the Scotsman points to a different cake.

"Why is that one 2 pound?" asks the Englishman.

The Scotsman replies, "that's ma deara cake".


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