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Tech Jokes · 2026-11-04

Phantom energy

Phantom energy

So, our science teacher was teaching us about phantom energy. At one point of the lesson, he puts his phone on the counter and says; "If I leave my phone here it will eventually die."

After a little pause I hear another student whisper and say; "Same with children".

Source: Reddit.

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