How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out.

A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out.

A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.