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Food & Drink · 2026-11-11

Three logicians walk into another bar

Three logicians walk into another bar

The bartender asks: "Does anyone want a drink?"

The first logician says: "Yes!"

The second logician says: "Yes!"

The third logician says: "Yes!"

The bartender pours drinks for all of them.

The second logician says: "I didn't want a drink."

The third logician says: "Neither did I."

Source: Reddit.

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