Tech Jokes · 2026-11-04
A billionaire commissions an artist to paint a mural in one of his currently white walls in his mansion...
A billionaire commissions an artist to paint a mural in one of his currently white walls in his mansion...
The billionaire is a huge history buff. He tells the artist to depict his interpretation of the final thoughts of General Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn. He trusts the highly recommended artist that upon his return in a week, the mural will be incredible.
The billionaire returns a week later to see the work completed. He's aghast when the mural is a massive bovine with angel wings and a halo hovering above a field of native Americans having a disgraceful orgy.
They are double-teaming, 69'ing, wheelbarrowing, fisting, and other debauchery.
He calls the artist on his commune's public phone and lays into him. "What the hell is this?"
"Well, after thinking about it long and hard, I decided his last thoughts were: Holy cow; that's a lot of fucking Indians."
The billionaire is a huge history buff. He tells the artist to depict his interpretation of the final thoughts of General Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn. He trusts the highly recommended artist that upon his return in a week, the mural will be incredible.
The billionaire returns a week later to see the work completed. He's aghast when the mural is a massive bovine with angel wings and a halo hovering above a field of native Americans having a disgraceful orgy.
They are double-teaming, 69'ing, wheelbarrowing, fisting, and other debauchery.
He calls the artist on his commune's public phone and lays into him. "What the hell is this?"
"Well, after thinking about it long and hard, I decided his last thoughts were: Holy cow; that's a lot of fucking Indians."
Source: Reddit.