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General Jokes · 2026-11-04

I was surprised when my dad revealed he was a mystical chemist...

I was surprised when my dad revealed he was a mystical chemist...

He said that the world was ending and I was the only one to stop it. He handed me a blue and yellow pill and told me to swallow it. Reluctantly, I swallowed it in a big, hard gulp.

Suddenly, my legs started to run away and everything became small. I even crashed through the roof!

A dark presence started hitting my dad! He lay on the floor, shaking and aching.

"Dad! No!" I shouted, "but I'll get him back, I promise, I'm huge!"

My dad, laying in pain, whispered with his last, trembling breath...

"H-hey Huge, I'm d-dad..."

Source: Reddit.

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