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Travel & Transport · 2026-11-05

Little Johnny gets in a taxi

Little Johnny gets in a taxi

The taxi driver tries to be funny and jokes with Little Johnny.

If your mom would be an idiot, what would you be?

An idiot, answers Little Johnny.

The driver starts laughing.

If your dad was a retard, what would you be?

A retard, answers Little Johnny.

If your dad was a retard and your mom was an idiot, what would you be?

A taxi driver, answers Little Johnny.

Source: Reddit.

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