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Food & Drink · 2026-11-12

My roommate was making breakfast this morning...

My roommate was making breakfast this morning...

And he couldn't find any bread. He became engaged and started yelling, "now what am I supposed to eat my eggs with?!" Throwing the pan to the ground. He stormed off into his room and slammed the door.

A few hours later he came out to clean up the mess he had made and to apologize to me.

"I'm sorry about all that". He said.

"I'm lack toast intolerant"

Source: Reddit.

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