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Food & Drink · 2026-11-12

Chris Christie walks into White Castle

Chris Christie walks into White Castle

And sits down at the booth.
"I'll have a few cheese and a few plain please." After Chris gets his food, he gets into a political talk with the waiter.
"So I was thinking of running for president," Christie says.
The man chuckles and says," trust me, Mr. Christie. This is the only White House you'll ever be in."

Source: Reddit.

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