Tea shop

Tea shop

I visit a small tea shop every day, and serving drinks is the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen. She is tall and slim but curvy, with a beautiful face and stunning red hair almost to her waist. Every day I ask for a cup of tea and she doesn't seem to notice me, so I asked my mate for advice.

He told me I should make myself seem more interesting by asking for asking for an unusual drink. The next day I said "Hey, how are you?" and asked for a green tea, but she still didn't notice me.

I asked my mate for advice again and he said green tea wasn't really unusual, and I should try paying her a compliment. The next day, I said "You have really beautiful red hair. I'd like to try something different, do you have a redbush?"

I'm now banned from the establishment.